february 15, 2010

L.C. and Technology

Lauren Conrad? I don’t care.

Something I do care about though. . . getting rid of the plastic bag (even the paper bag!) Hold on there grocery stores, don’t you dare mess with my poop bags. That’s right, I use those bags to hold cat poo. How am I gonna scope the litter box without a place to put the waste? Seriously, I think I might start stock piling plastic bags.

Borrowing your wireless signal, so that your connection is so slow you can’t even check your email,

Dastardly Dainty

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february 15, 2010

It’s all about the law, going green, and American Idol

I am going to start this season with a little thing you should know about me: I don’t keep up with celebrity gossip. To be completely honest I really don’t care what Chris Brown and Rihanna do. I think that she is a moron and in her position she is setting a horrible example for girls that look up to her everywhere, but then again I have no idea what happened, so it’s time to shut my yap and hope that he didn’t beat the hell out of her.

Now onto a topic that isn’t new. More lawsuits in the realm of free music, but this time the Swedish dudes were cataloging BitTorrents. Whatever, suing these people isn’t going to stop it. From mixed tapes to Napster to bootlegging movies, it will ALWAYS be done. Something for nothing is the name of the game and if people can get it they will find a way to get their free music/movies fix!

Green Cars! If you are green, you are cool. I won’t lie, I want a hybrid too, but the money just isn’t there. So good ol’ Gus (my car’s name) keeps chugging down those roads and interstates with pride.

Finally, AMERICAN IDOL!!! Keeping Americans idol in front of the TV for years! I honestly don’t know a damn thing about it. I watched one season back in 2004 (I think) and haven’t cared a lick since then.

Tying your shoelaces together, so I don’t take the fall.

Dastardly Dainty

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february 15, 2010

Have you ever had that feeling?

Have you ever had that feeling that someone is listening to your every word?

Almost as if somewhere they are writing it all down, and then using some character to broadcast all your thoughts to the whole great, big inter-web out there!

Well, maybe you should shut the hell up and stop being so damn opinionated if paranoia is setting in. If not, then why not divulge and then slather yourself with a great big helping of those opinions you share so freely.

WE TRANSLATED is devoted to sharing your opinions with anyone who cares to listen, and perhaps have an opinion of their own. And if you communicate your view, you will hear your view.

So grab a friend or two, stop by wetranslated.com, watch the promo, get to know the characters, and share your opinions. Then tune in on Monday, April 13th to enjoy some peanut butter and jelly!

Cramping your style, like a bride walking down the isle,

Dastardly Dainty

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