february 15, 2010
Recession Dumb-Ass!
Yeah, I hate the recession. I hate that we chose the leaders that we did and made the stupid decisions that we made that led us down this path of foreclosure, job loss, and overall lack of the monies. And my stupid landlord won’t refund any of my ex-roomates and I deposit. I could use that money for groceries. Grrrr! It’s really ticking me off.
And now we have to worry about swine flu!!! What next?
Ok, so stupid things. . . I could fill a book with stupid things that I have done, starting with just freaking out on my significant other, whom I truly LOVE, about the deposit situation. Pretty much he was reading over my shoulder, which I do to him all the time (sorry baby!), and I got mad because he was telling me how to write back to my landlord. Also, talking bad about someone at work or just leaking out too much information in the first place (not work related).
Something really stupid that I have done . . . When I was little, my sister had a bag of jelly beans (my favorite candy) and she offered to share one with me. I agreed, despite the terms of the agreement that required me to open my mouth and close my eyes, for my lust for the sweet jelly beans were too great. I opened my mouth and slowly closed my eyes, anticipating the glorious splendor that my taste buds would undergo shortly. My sister quickly put it in my mouth and I freaked. I felt the sticky, gooey part of the booger sticking to my lip and the crusty side hit my tongue. My sister had picked a booger from her nose and smeared in onto my inner lip. I eradicated the booger from my mouth, wiped it back on her, and proceeded up the stairs with my eyes full of tears and my mouth full of tattles to tell.
I should have never believed that my sister would just give me a jelly bean. But she had to eat part of an ant hill as punishment, so i guess it was more stupid of her to stick the booger in my mouth.
Getting back to the 3rd episode . . .
Anyway, I agree with Abraham on the flying cars thing. I want a flying car! Make it a hybrid and the dream can be a reality!
Filling your mouth with ant hill dirt, so I can get even with my sister.
Dastardly Dainty
